Vintage-style illustration of three cats around a cake with two candles under the text "Today we eat cake to celebrate your aging body and deteriorating mind."
Blank card open to show die-cut arched top next to brown kraft envelope.

Today We Eat Cake Birthday Card

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Celebrate the gift of getting older with a humorous twist: "Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind." This funny card is perfect for birthdays that calls for a lighthearted nudge about the inevitable challenges of aging. 

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Specialty die cut
• A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
Printed in the USA.

About Bad Betty
Bad Betty Greeting Co. is on a mission to revolutionize greeting  cards with sharp wit, irreverent humor, and total inappropriateness! Bad Betty is dedicated to spreading laughter, one card at a time.

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