A white card titled 'RETIREMENT STARTER KIT' with a bulleted checklist of humorous retirement items, placed on top of a brown kraft envelope.
Reluctant Regards Co.

Retirement Starter Kit Card

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Ah, the benefits of retirement. It never hurts to remind someone the great things that lie ahead.

• Front of card: Retirement Starter Kit — ☑ Robe (your new work uniform) ☑ Alarm clock in the trash ☑ Unlimited naps (finally) ☑ Strong opinions about the weather ☑ Early bird dinner reservations (4:30pm sharp) ☑ This card (because you earned it) 
• Blank inside
• 4.25" x 5.5" - A2 folded vertical
• Premium hand-cut white linen textured card stock
• Includes an A2 self-sealing kraft envelope for mailing 

About Reluctant Regards
Established in 2026 in Hermitage, PA, Reluctant Regards is a small, family-run business built around a simple belief: the best greeting cards sound like something you'd actually say. The result is a collection of cards that feel modern, personal, and just bold enough to stand out.

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