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      Silhouette of a live moose speaking to a moose trophy mounted on a wall: Dude, you haven't aged a bit.
      Aged Moose Trophy Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Green tyrannosaurus rex wearing party hat and t-shirt reading "Ancient AF" and holding an orange balloon
      Ancient AF Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Angry brown bear standing on hind legs with wide open mouth, with MOOD written over it, on orange background
      Angry Bear Mood Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Best Listener Mother's Day Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $4.00
      Two hand drawn, off white polar bears, one standing on snow wearing a mortar board and sunglasses, the other shielding its eyes from the bright sun. Aqua text and sun rays.
      Bright Future Graduation Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Caffeinated + Motivated Notepad
      Modern Printed Matter
      $9.00
      A sitting cat with aqua and white balloons to its left. A speech balloon says "I left a hairball on your pillows."
      Cat Hairball Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      An elephant defecates on a yellow grass below a blue sky in this sticker in the shape of the poop emoji. The text reads "I didn't vote for this shit show."
      Didn't Vote For This Sticker
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      $3.50
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      Don't Rush Me Sticker
      Modern Printed Matter
      $3.50
      Donkey with angel wings and a halo, standing on desert sand. with a speech bubble.
      Donkey Mother's/Father's Day Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Donkey looking at broken donkey pinata hanging from tree, pinata debris on the ground, dotted with feces, speech bubble over donkey's head expressing his opinion: That is some dark ass shit."
      Donkey Pinata Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Fierce Love Valentine's Day Card
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      $5.00
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      Grow Old Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $4.00
      Two hawks sitting on a branch, one presenting a dead rat tied with a red ribbon to other hawk wearing red check party hat.
      Hawks Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Three blue macaws positioned on three sides of the card, saying hello! on a pale blue cardstock
      Hello Macaws Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Ring-tailed lemur holding wine bottle protesting that he's just fine, on green cardstock.
      I'm Fine Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Jump Around Birthday Card
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      $5.00
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      Just Keep Swimming Notepad
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      $9.00
      Two sea lions barking to each other "Wanna meet up and just scream?"
      Just Scream Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Owl sitting on branch wearing mortarboard on a green background suggesting a forest.
      Learned All the Things Graduation Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Lookin' Sharp Piranhas Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Two birds perched on a red rotary telephone on a pale pink card.
      Miss Your Face Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      White pug dog stretched out and looking very sleepy, on aqua background.
      Nope Not Today Sticker
      Modern Printed Matter
      $3.50
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      Older Wiser Weirder Funny Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      A birthday card with a drawing of two cats, one all black and the other black and white with a conical party hat on its head. They are sitting over a small plate that holds an apparently dead mouse. The black cat has a speech balloon above it that says "It's free range, organic, and local." In the sky above them both are the words "I hope you get exactly what you want for your birthday."
      Organic Mouse Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Perpetual Birthday Calendar
      Modern Printed Matter
      $24.00
      A greeting card with a drawing of a pigeon on a city street who's just found a donut. The speech balloon above its head says "This is going to be the best day ever"
      Pigeon Donut Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $4.00
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      Under an old street lamp, two raccoons wearing party hats are enjoying a tipped-over trash can.
      Raccoon Party Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00