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      Silhouette of a live moose speaking to a moose trophy mounted on a wall: Dude, you haven't aged a bit.
      Aged Moose Trophy Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Green tyrannosaurus rex wearing party hat and t-shirt reading "Ancient AF" and holding an orange balloon
      Ancient AF Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Angry brown bear standing on hind legs with wide open mouth, with MOOD written over it, on orange background
      Angry Bear Mood Card
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      $5.00
      Best Listener Mother's Day Card
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      $4.00
      Caffeinated + Motivated Notepad
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      $9.00
      Donkey looking at broken donkey pinata hanging from tree, pinata debris on the ground, dotted with feces, speech bubble over donkey's head expressing his opinion: That is some dark ass shit."
      Donkey Pinata Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Fierce Love Valentine's Day Card
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      $5.00
      Grow Old Card
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      $4.00
      Two hawks sitting on a branch, one presenting a dead rat tied with a red ribbon to other hawk wearing red check party hat.
      Hawks Birthday Card
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      $5.00
      Three blue macaws positioned on three sides of the card, saying hello! on a pale blue cardstock
      Hello Macaws Card
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      $5.00
      Ring-tailed lemur holding wine bottle protesting that he's just fine, on green cardstock.
      I'm Fine Card
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      $5.00
      Jump Around Birthday Card
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      $5.00
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      Just Keep Swimming Notepad
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      $9.00
      Owl sitting on branch wearing mortarboard on a green background suggesting a forest.
      Learned All the Things Graduation Card
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      $5.00
      Lookin' Sharp Piranhas Birthday Card
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      $5.00
      Older Wiser Weirder Funny Birthday Card
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      $5.00
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      Organic Mouse Birthday Card
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      $5.00
      Perpetual Birthday Calendar
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      $24.00
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      Pigeon Donut Birthday Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $4.00
      Under an old street lamp, two raccoons wearing party hats are enjoying a tipped-over trash can.
      Raccoon Party Birthday Card
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      $5.00
      RIP Youth Funny Birthday Card
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      $5.00
      Sasquatch Love Card
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      $4.00
      Sea otter floating on his back amid green seaweed and swells, just saying "Hi"
      Sea Otter Hello Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Send More Snail Mail Sticker
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      $3.50
      Two sharks in the ocean holding wine glasses. White text in a red oval above them.
      Shark Fact Card
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      $5.00
      Stork over a tied trash bag warning the parents about what's to come.
      Shit's About to Get Real Stork Card
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      $5.00
      Single AF Valentine's Day Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00
      Red panda wearing oversize glasses and a mortarboard reading a book titled Genius Stuff.
      Smart and Shit Graduation Card
      Modern Printed Matter
      $5.00